March 2012
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just curious, how many atheists follow me?
or how many followers do I have that believe in god?
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
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This just in.
Got a flood of asks after posting that hand implant. which is cool, looks like a fair amount of people have seen this hand before.
Practitioner is a guy named Pinhead. Don’t know the man but… shit.
that hand. T_T my hand weeps for it.
Ask for my top ten anything. Doesn't matter what.
modernmartyr:
I hope someone actually does this.
Someone come finish this.
pastrytramp:
I made too much. I’m full.
It’s actually good.
Seal it, ship it, I’ll reheat it
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special moments between rome and arron
rome: blah blah blah.... something about me, arron, and mason spending a weekend together drinking brew.
arron: sounds good brother, I can’t wait. Either way works for me, a bus to philly is cheap. And I would assume you can shack me up :)
rome: yes. i live alone. hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha :(
arron: gonna turn that apartment, into a jungle. I got a sleeping bag and the will to have sex with an elf/alien goddess.
rome: i hope you fit inside both comfortably.
arron: lol Everyone knows the universe has the TIGHTEST pussy ever :P
rome: from what i know, universe pussy is like tight butt hole tight.
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oh masturbation, your my only true friend
allroad:
currentuser:
Oh masturbation, you are a familiar ally.
dear masturbation. I love you, but I’m not in love with you. I think we should see other people.
Dear Rome,
I understand. I will always be here for you when the time comes. <3
-Masturbation
2ndart replied to your post: I set up a submit function.
Sending dick pics now
lol just send the stuff you have pulled off of peoples phones!
oh masturbation, your my only true friend
Oh masturbation, you are a familiar ally.
Anonymous asked: Did it hurt when you fell from...
iamthedeadpool:
keep-calm-and-call-batman:
lolwhat
Flirting done right
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I set up a submit function.
Married Man Story [This was all serious.]
Man: You have a lot of piercings.
Me: I do.
Man: How many do you have?
Me: Nine I think.
Man: Thats really hot. You're really hot.
Me: -stares at him, then to his wife, then to his two children-
Wife: Are you hitting on her?
Man: No! I'm just saying piercings are hot... Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Man: Do you want a sugar daddy?
Me: No. Stop it, otherwise I'll kick you out.
Wife: Mmmmmhmm gurrl, thass the way to treat 'em!
HOW DID I MISS THIS!!!!! -mason
