Currentuser

5'9", 150lbs, brown hair, blue eyes.
I do not believe in a or any God(s).
I eat animals.
I'm a Professional Piercer.
I'm a cupcake aficionado.
I love pie.

"So tonight I was in the grocery store and these strange people were following me... And there was also a giraffe. People were taking pictures of the giraffe... and then it asked me for a quarter and I was all "Whoa... an animal that should be in Africa is talking to me. Weird.""

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